Stephen Colbert brutally mocks Republicans claiming Trump's birthday note to Epstein is forged.

Stephen Colbert brutally mocks Republicans claiming Trump's birthday note to Epstein is forged

"I mean that might look like Trump's signature, but we all know what really happened..."
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Stephen Colbert on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert." Credit: Screenshot CBS / YouTube

It's been a couple of days since the House Oversight Committee released Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday book, including a letter and drawing allegedly penned by Donald Trump. The president, of course, has denied it was written by him, and various Republican allies have quickly jumped to his defence — but Stephen Colbert isn't buying it.

In the Late Show clip above, the host plays footage of Tennessee Rep. Tim Burchett suggesting Trump's signature on the letter is a forgery.

"Of course, it's so easy to do," responds Colbert. "I mean that might look like Trump's signature, but we all know what really happened. Follow me down the truth hole: The year is 2003, and everyone agrees Stacey's mom has got it going on. The scene? The 50th birthday party of renowned financier Jeffrey Epstein. Suddenly, a time-travelling Joe Biden bursts into the room! He's there to sabotage Apprentice host Donald Trump by forging his signature in a birthday book that will be discovered in 22 years. As Joe sets up his notorious autopen, he hesitates: 'Maybe this is wrong, we can't really frame America's greatest future president, can we?' The answer comes from an obscure Illinois politician, who utters three words that will change history forever: 'Yes, we can. Joe, when you're done, let's make me a fake birth certificate.'"

Colbert isn't the only late night host to go after Republicans for their reaction to the letter, either — Jimmy Kimmel had a similarly blunt response.

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  1. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  2. Is that Stephen Colbert who doesn't have a show?

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    1. Is that Dude who turns a blind eye on Trump— Please read “The Emperors New Clothes”

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    2. Get with the times his show was renewed

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  3. No we don't all know.

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  4. It wuz them Libtards that did it!

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    1. yep in 2003 .🙄

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    2. Good to know that you publicly support pedophilia

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    3. He WUZ being ironic.
      And yes - I get that it's becoming harder to tell.

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    4. Us intelligunt Libtards unnerstand sarcasm!

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  5. But he’s also a top secret undercover fbi informant as well!

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    1. Next they’ll tell us he wrote the note to maintain the illusion because they were “on to him” as an informant.

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  6. Pedo island payback is coming you pos pedo!!!

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  7. Auto pen and bullshit. It’s all the Democrats and liberals have. America knows it , why don’t they?

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    1. when it comes to the safety and well-being of children we should all care, including you

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    2. is a pedo supporter.

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    3. 😂 I was just thinking the same thing.

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    4. So you were also thinking that trafficking and rape of children is no longer a big deal? Got it.
      That's quite the turnaround.
      So much for "Save the children'.

      PS - he said it didn't exist. Now, he merely says it's not his signature (which it clearly is).
      He doesn't even lie WELL.

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    5. Do you have any bad company at one time and you don’t know the consequence of it. Then, do you have any bad friends. No one is immune from bad influences and friends.

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    6. but the friendship went on for years. There's no way Trump didn't know and participate.

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    7. What a pathetically weak oversimplification.
      How many ways are you folks going to try to make this ok? Jesus.

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  9. I love Justice Sotomayor! She one of the three that deserve their post.

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    1. yes, anyone who disagrees with you should be fired.... hmmm, who does that sound like?

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  10. Send Supreme Court Justices a copy of the Constitution. Tell them they’ve misplaced theirs.

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  11. wonderful secret??? . . . what a strange thing to write . . .

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    1. Chocolate addiction? Belly button lint problem? Hoarding issues? I mean.... it could be anything, right? 😋

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  12. Protect Justice Sotomayor & Bless her always 🙏🏼

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  13. When your SCOTUS doesn't uphold the Constitution, you best get rid of at least one of them. My favour goes to both.

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  14. They do know that forensics can prove its veracity easily?

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  15. Fascism never wins, it just destroys itself and its host.

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    1. Adolf Stalin and Tojo took about 40 million with them…

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    2. Unfortunately, we the people, are the host 😬

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    3. Nahh, it's like herpes, it infects the host, breaks out in ugly, painful blisters and can't really be eradicated because it lies dormant hidden from the immune system.

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    4. Eventually. Let's just hope not too many good people have to suffer before it's over.

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  16. THE MOST POWERFUL WORDS IN THE U.S.A. EVER.....
    YES WE CAN...

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  17. Speaker Johnson sure is someone id be happy to see gone. Hes not just unlikeable... Everytime Mr speaker speaks... i feel like barfing.

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    1. Yes keep up the pressure.

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    2. I’m curious as to why you still think that will make any difference at all. They’ll just deny everything that’s released, argue black is white. Sorry America, but the time to have stopped this was over a decade ago.

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  19. That signature obviously needs to be waxed/removed...just like the signature on every executive order.

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  20. Is anyone buying a damned thing the Republicans are saying?

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    1. Phenomenal comment 🏆I wish I thought of that one🤗 I hope he can have another show that we can laugh with ✌️💙🤓

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  22. Guess the Supreme Court has now officially abandoned all pretense of supporting the Constitution.

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  23. One more season! Make it stellar! Much love to this show. 💙💙💙

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  24. If they didn't see it are they living under a rock?

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  25. It amazes me one bully can wrought so much misery....

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  26. Canadian here, Stephen is great!

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  27. I hope and pray I,we ,have a Democracy to vote for in about 3 1/2 years.

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    1. You won’t… you probably won’t even have an election. Or it will be one of those fake elections they have in Russia every so often.

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  28. Stephen Colbert is 💩

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  29. Everyone in that perverted 50 yo bday card needs to be in jail! Period.

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  30. Me thinks it’s time to unveil the big beautiful obituary!!

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  31. The year is 1990, a sci-fi writer try to pitch a book about a dystopian USA to his editor "and then, the people elect a senile fascist pedophile crook, part of a sex-traficking cabal, because the eggs were expensive...".

    That book was never published.

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  32. Not his signature? Yeah I’ll buy that, a man who lied 30,000 plus times in his first term seems trustworthy. 🐓💩🌮

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    1. I think it was a little more than that, but no matter. What do you think the grand total is up to now? Do we have a number to express it?

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  33. As European I wish the sane citizen of the USA good luck! Signing out and will check back in 4 years.

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    1. 4? I’m betting at least 10 before sanity returns.

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  34. It was nice to see Justice Sotomayor one more time before she was deported.

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  35. America and the world want this list to be given to us ! We want an exact copy WITH NO REDACTIONS !

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  36. Well Ted Cruz has been blathering on lately about how he’s Latino so…

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    1. And he wasn't born in the USA...call Kristi Noem!

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  37. Mike Johnson is such a weak liar!!!!!😂

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  38. I will never tire of ColbEric

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  39. Release the Epstein files!

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  40. It's amazing how many of our GOP congressmen live under a rock

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  41. The "void" is also called economic desparity. The Public, is the Society, not any "class".

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  42. Release the Colbert.

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  43. Stephen Colbert is a joke, Worse than him only Jimmy Kimmel

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  44. Why does the world act like 2003 was so long ago. I was a young mother who remembers this book in the media. They were inappropriate then and now.

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  45. The more they lie and walk back on it the more guilty he appears to be, put those in prison who cover up for him.

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  46. Trump’s denials are ridiculous, desperate… and pathetic. Much like him and his administration.

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  47. Countdiwn, 1,152 days to 7 November 2028.

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  48. Watch those tourist numbers plummet.person-turqouise-waving

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    1. They already are. The U.S. is projected to lose $15.2 billion in tourist revenue this year alone. And that's not counting lost jobs. Even worse, some of these tourists might never come back. Good work, MAGA . . .

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    2. To be fair, it could be a decade or more before it’s even safe for any of us to come back. I have a feeling Trump will remain in power until he expires. By then, he will likely be succeeded by someone equally vile.

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  49. so trump got Melania for $22,000. and change.

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  50. Jesus Christ these comments

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  51. Kind of weird that Stephen gave Charlie Kirk a moment of silence but when he talked about all Latinos being rounded up for speaking Spanish he made jokes about it. Even Lewis and the band looked awkward as hell that he said that. If they were rounding up all black people would he have looked at Louis and made jokes?

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  52. I hope nobody is believing what he say about astrology.

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  53. REST IN PEACE, CHARLIE KIRK. Patriotic Americans are laughing at how you will continue to live in their little liberal heads.

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    1. Nah. But the maggats are really preoccupied.

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    2. More like celebrating

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  54. I don't care, I'm still a Cancer.

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  55. He can accuse Tr*mp of virtually any crime and it would absolutely be true.

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  56. Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.

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  57. 2025 US 1933 Germany!! One and the same!! The only difference is black and brown are being persecuted not Jews!!

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  58. Stephen Colbert 🤢💩🤮

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  59. https://www.google.com/search?q=jim+jordan+in+the+showers+at+ohio+state&sca_esv=c0ca25e8fd581d08&hl=en&source=hp&ei=E7fCaNnBPJ_JkPIPlOaHsQ4&iflsig=AOw8s4IAAAAAaMLFJE_u5qWbAppccZRrvxG44K5aDuMs&ved=0ahUKEwiZl7Pw0dCPAxWfJEQIHRTzIeYQ4dUDCBo&uact=5&oq=jim+jordan+in+the+showers+at+ohio+state&gs_lp=Egdnd3Mtd2l6IidqaW0gam9yZGFuIGluIHRoZSBzaG93ZXJzIGF0IG9oaW8gc3RhdGVIme0CUABYhukCcAx4AJABAJgBugKgAZBKqgEJMC4yMy4yMS4xuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIgoALlKcICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBwgIOEC4YgAQYsQMY0QMYxwHCAhEQLhiABBixAxjRAxiDARjHAcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgIEEAAYA8ICCBAuGIAEGNQCwgIFEC4YgATCAg4QLhiABBixAxiDARiKBcICCxAuGIAEGLEDGIMBwgIIEC4YgAQYsQPCAgUQABiABMICCBAAGIAEGLEDwgINEC4YgAQYsQMYgwEYCsICBxAAGIAEGArCAgcQABiABBgNwgIGEAAYFhgewgIIEAAYFhgKGB7CAgkQABgWGMcDGB7CAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBZgDAJIHCDguNy4xNi4xoAe24gGyBwgwLjcuMTYuMbgHqCnCBwkyLTE0LjE3LjHIB6AC&sclient=gws-wiz

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  60. Every single person who contributed to that book should be investigated.

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    1. It would be easier for Americans to list the people they DON'T want investigated.

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  61. Am i missing something? I could swear that picture by trump was already shown however long ago. Its not a new find or is it?

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  62. You and your sick audience has Charlie Kirk's blood on your hands.

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    1. Oooh, do tell why! Do you not think he kind of brought it on himself with his hateful rhetoric?

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  63. Reporter should have asked, “Mister Speaker, isn’t it a sin to lie and protect a p3dophile? Do you think you’ll get into heaven doing so? And ripping Medicaid away from those that need it? Didn’t Jesus preach taking care of the less fortunate?”

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  64. Hey, just like the Jews in WW2 Germany!

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  65. It is certainly not the biggest news point … but the astrology one is incorrect. There are different branches of astrology. There is a lot of context missing there. Some of the branches are based on the locations of the stars, not in relation to the Earth. Just the location of the stars. This debate comes up a lot, context is always missing. Whether you agree with astrology or not, it is still the same as it always has been. Your sign hasn’t changed.

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  66. Wir schwankten nach links und rechts im Rhythmus, es ist schön, vorbeizugehen den der singt den ganzen Tag im. Lasst uns glücklich sein, oh, lasst uns zusammen sein. Sag das Wort, Sag es noch einmal während wir unsere. Hände schwingen im Rhythmus des Wortes. Hab keine Angst, deinen Körper zu schütteln. Lasst uns alle zusammen wiegen, Lasst uns wiegen.... lasst uns wiegen.... Leg deine weißen Schuhe bereit. Maisrollen in deinen Haaren. Zieh dir die Nummer, Hip-Hop Marke Ruffluv an Luxuriöse Klamotten, keine Hosen, die nachgeben. Das Mädchen ist wunderschön, da kann niemand widersprechen. Sag das Wort! Sag es noch einmal! Während du deine Arme schwingst Folge dem Rhythmus des Wortes... Habt keine Angst, euren Körper zu schütteln. Lasst uns alle zusammen schütteln. Lasst uns schütteln. Oi oya oi.... Wir sind glücklich. Oh oh oya.... Hip-Hop Soul Rhythmus. Kommt alle. Lasst uns zusammen feiern. Wir zittern alle, zittern.... zittern.... Wir zittern alle, zittern.... zittern.... Äh äh zittern! Lasst uns zittern.... lasst uns zittern....

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  67. Time travelling democrats!!! 🤣

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  68. Strange how Colbert and all you people posting anti trump comments didn't care about Epstein during bidens 4 years?

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  69. Why aren't the printing it out and showing the republicans that haven't seen it.

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  70. Dead. Baby. Squirrel.

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  71. JP Morgan and Deutsche Bank for Trump: the breakup of the friendship between Trump and Epstein was over a real estate deal, where Trump bought a property from under Epstein, in order to sell it to a Russian oligarch to launder money for him. Trump must have had many financial dealings with Russian oligarchs, and must have been known to Putin before he ran for President. Trump could have many illicit financial dealings with Russia. His "wealth" was gotten illegally.

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  72. If you celebrate the death of Kirk, We'll celebrate the death of Colbert,

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    1. Like you weren't going to anyway.😂😂😂😂

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  73. Just saying: Carmen sandiego was shown to be a white woman and had the name sandiego because of where she was from.

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  74. Signatures do not match, experts say. Fake

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  75. 😂😂😂🇭🇲🦘💕

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  76. hand-pink-wavingface-blue-smiling

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  77. What the f is wrong with Stephen. He is a traitor to his faith Judas

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    1. The guy you voted for is literally a traitor to America.

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  78. "Picasso of pervitude"
    Best! 🤣🤣🤣

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  79. World's a better place without the subhuman Charlie Kirk in it. Next do Peter Thiel.

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  80. Sad, and funny, at the same time!

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  81. Diddy:"Donald do you know whats the difference between a nickel and a silver dollar coin?"
    Donald Trump:" 95.cents!!"
    Diddy:"No Its the size of your butthole when you sleep in my cell tonight "
    Donald Trump:"What about the silver Dollar Diddy"
    Diddy:" Thats what your butthole looks like in the morning Darling"

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  82. I hope Charlie Kirk has to watch Colbert 24/7 where he is now lulz

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  83. Been telling people that for years. Whenever anyone signals to me that they give any credence to astrology I point out that they're not even following the correct zodiac sign, since the zodiac moves and has changed since the invention of astrology.

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  84. Let's be really clear...that drawing was NOT a WOMAN'S form, it was the figure of a younger girl.

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  85. Just 'googled it'. Disgusting.

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  86. No more h*rry p*tter references. She must become irrelevant

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  87. EPSTINE AND ISREAL NEVER MENTIONED, WHY ?

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  88. Ooops! Someone is going to get sued!!

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  89. What happened to kirk today was wrong. Agree with his views or not the man had a wife and young kids, this was wrong on every level. The left has got to stop shooting. Seems weird to say this side is the side doing these things. Rip charlie. May not have agreed on much of anything. But i can't get behind what happened today. (I know this wasn't in this video but i can't get it out of my head)

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  90. What The F¥ck is happening to this country!

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  91. Accusations against Jim Jordan related to Ohio State's athletic department stem from his time as an assistant wrestling coach from 1987 to 1995, during which time team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused male athletes. Multiple former wrestlers and a referee have alleged that Jordan was aware of the abuse, which included inappropriate conduct in the showers, and failed to act. Jordan has consistently and repeatedly denied having any knowledge of the abuse.

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  92. Thoughts and prayers for him and his family..

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  93. Evidently treats women like another notch on the bedpost.#deplorable

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  94. Stephen Colbert one FKN CLOWN 🤡

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  95. I used to be a liberal Democrat like you all, and I, too, believed that I was one of the good guys, and better informed than my conservative family members. I fell for the false propaganda portraying people like Charlie Kirk as benighted bigots. Well, I was entirely wrong. And I’m really, really happy that I finally woke up to the fact that I’d been hideously lied to. I thought Trump was evil. He’s not.
    But the Democrats? If you’d stop hating people because you’ve believed lies about them, and started listening directly to them instead of to cherry picked, misleading soundbytes, you’d understand that Democrats are absolutely NOT the good guys. Part of your programming is to

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  96. Was Colbert trained as a lawyer? His depth and breadth of understanding a topic is astounding. Just watch Justice Sotomayer's and Stephen Colbert's discussions.

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