Trump just tweeted a pic of his head on Rocky's shirtless body. What the hell is happening?
What, and I simply can't stress this next part enough, the hell did Trump just do?
It's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and we're all just trying to survive. Did we need the president of United States to mess with us on Twitter? We FOR SURE did not. But that's just the kind of guy he is, so he decided to inexplicably tweet a picture of himself as Rocky Balboa with no comment or context.
You know, just casual, normal, very legal and cool president stuff!
It's unclear why the big guy in the White House tweeted this particular photo, which he appears to have taken from this parody "Rocky Trump" poster, but he did. (There's even a "Trumpy Balboa" shirt, too — oh good!)
The most logical explanation for the picture is that Trump really likes the Rocky film series, and wanted to celebrate the anniversary of Rocky IV's release, which happened on Nov. 27, 1985. Boy do I wish he had simply typed out a celebratory movie tweet instead of exposing our eyes to this cursed image.
Though it's the film's anniversary, because Trump included no words alongside the image it's impossible to know his true motive for tweeting. Does it mean he's ready to fight? Is the picture an attempt at letting everyone know he's extremely strong in the midst the impeachment hearings? If that's the case, this is one heck of an awkward way to try to distract people.
For those unaware of Rocky's connection to Nov. 27, the tweet seems especially cryptic. Also, how in the world did he find this image? Is he spending Thanksgiving eve searching "Trump shirtless" or "Trump Rocky Balboa" on Google? As you can imagine, people are confused. But not Don Jr. it seems — he liked his dad's tweet.
It's also worth noting that at Trump's recent rally in Sunrise, Florida, he made several comments about his upper body when explaining his unannounced trip to the hospital. Trump referred to his own chest as "gorgeous," before saying, "we've never seen a chest quite like it."
Public photographic evidence of Trump having ever been shirtless in his life is essentially nonexistent, so perhaps when Trump learned it was the Rocky IV anniversary he decided to tweet his head on Rocky's body instead of a real image from the film. I'd imagine Sylvester Stallone's chest circa 1985 is far more impressive than Trump's in 2019, so it makes sense. A real two birds with one stone situation.
Someone, please help.
UPDATE: Nov. 27, 2019, 12:45 p.m EST the post was revised to include additional information about the 'Rocky' release date.
In his narcissistic mind's eye, he probably thinks he really looks like this-- or close enough. In fact, at his rally last night he talked about his "gorgeous chest." No really, he talked about it.
ReplyDelete"Show us that gorgeous chest. We want to see it. We've never seen a chest quite like it" he said - about his recent hospitalization.
Oh please just shut up!!!
DeleteHis self delusion is amazing.
DeleteINSANE! This alone is cause for alarm, forget everything else> OMG!
ReplyDeleteIs this on the cover of sports illustrated he had made to hang in the oval office?
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteHe wishes
ReplyDeleteWe need a side by side with the actual physique.
ReplyDelete”My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”
ReplyDeletesweet dreams Donald !!!
ReplyDeleteThe picture represents a Fighter!
ReplyDeleteFighting with reality.
DeleteHah
DeleteCadet Bone Spurs is an inspiration.
DeleteHe is so imature and loves himself, hope his wife doesnt see that and then look at his real body.
ReplyDeleteI doubt his wife has seen his real body in quite some time. Possibly never.
DeleteHe’s just providing something else to confuse and distract the Dems, while he’s out improving the world!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, the orange dolt is just trying to distract from the impeachment. His supporters are always oblivious to his motives. Apparently they gain from his nepotism and corruption.
DeletePeople actually voted for this toddler. Hilarious.
ReplyDeletePutin's perhaps lol?
ReplyDeleteQualifies as an impeachable offense in my book. 😜
ReplyDeleteTypical Democratic response
DeleteI don’t get it, what is wrong with him?
ReplyDeleteHe lives in an alternate reality or maybe we are all in hell? Lol
ReplyDeleteIt’s bc he wishes to be like that lol
ReplyDeleteJust our president, doing presidential things. Ya know. ����♀️
ReplyDeleteHe needs things to do aside to his other presidential duties of playing golf, posting rambles of Twitter, and hosting ‘praise me’ rallies.
Deletethat cant be a real post....
ReplyDeleteHe posted it on Twitter
DeleteWell, Rocky wasn't really known for his intelligence
ReplyDeletePoor Rocky is running around w/ Trump's white golfing fat bod :(
ReplyDeleteWho does he think he is, Vladimir Putin? Oh wait . . .
ReplyDeleteStable genius. 🤣. Both of those words are laughable.
ReplyDeleteHis tipping point. Time for an armless jacket and a soft room. And throw away the key. Seriously, what would compel a man in his situation to tweet that? The guy is sick.
ReplyDeleteSomeone sent him that picture. He liked it because it represents he’s a fighter. You were supposed to be smart enough to understand that Mashable...
ReplyDeleteWhat even is America anymore
ReplyDeleteSylvester Stallone should sue!
ReplyDeleteWell that's horrifying and my eyes are permanently scarred -- but probably the image less so than the fact that he somehow sees himself this way and sent it out. He's bonkers.
ReplyDeleteWhere’s the a Russian......”I must break you..”
ReplyDeleteTrump has mad Cow decease to compare himself to The great Rocky! Unbelievable!
ReplyDeleteOMG where is my puke button
ReplyDeleteA true narcissist!!!@
ReplyDeleteA Photoshop image of a pumpkin on the body of a Tyrannosaurus would be more accurate.
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