Marvel's 'The Eternals' teaser is a total blast.
Marvel's 'The Eternals' teaser is a total blast
We finally have our first real look at Marvel's The Eternals, and it's unlike anything in the MCU.
The long-hyped film, directed by Chloé Zhao, focuses on a group of superhuman beings that have guided humanity for years. Now, they come together to battle The Deviants, and to answer important questions like who will lead the Avengers. Richard Madden, Gemma Chan, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek, Lia McHugh, Don Lee, Barry Kaoghan, Angelina Jolie, and Kit Harington star.
The Eternals premieres Nov. 5.
The avengers: So you're gonna help us defeat Thanos right?
ReplyDeleteThe eternals: No. No I don't think we will
This kinda feels like the first Thor movie of the MCU, which was half space, half earth...
ReplyDeleteThey're not aliens
DeleteIt makes sense now. The Eternals were accomplices to Thanos' dehumanizing rhetoric that ended up wiping out half the population.
ReplyDeleteThanos : wipes out half the planet
ReplyDeleteEternals : Yeah, we heard
I remember Eternals has a Comic book when I was a kid drawn by the legendary king Kirby I read it but mainly got it for the artwork as I did like silver surfer and new gods very hard to translate to the Marvel cinematic universe in my opinion. I see all these figures but I’m thinking why should I care what significance or what impact are the eternal‘s gonna have a Marvel cinematic universe?
ReplyDeleteSame. I'm curious to see how they're gonna pull this off. I felt the same about guardians. I knew nothing of them nor did I care but now vol1 and vol2 are my favorites.
DeleteIf I had a dollar for every time someone made the joke about the eternals not interfering with Thanos' snap, id have easily over 1,000
ReplyDeleteYou should aim higher, maybe like a $1000 for every time?
DeleteYou mean 3000?
DeleteYou have Jon Snow and Robb Stark in the same movie, what a joy!
ReplyDeleteAjak: Throughout the years, we have never interfered.
ReplyDeleteJonah Jameson: I take back everything I said about Spider-Man.
Eternals! The menace who ignore the world for thousands of years!
DeleteThe world can blow up 20 times and everyone knows it's not Spiderman's fault but JJJ would still blame Spidey
Delete"We have never interfered"
ReplyDelete* planet gets invaded multiple times and half of all life in the universe (including them) gets annihilated, a bunch of douche bags literally time travel and fix everything *
Eternals: Now we reveal ourselves
That's the question... were them also affected?
Delete“ We haven’t interfered until now”
ReplyDeleteLiteral giant purple dude kills half the universe
Them: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
The fact I have absolutely zero clue what this is about or what the externals are both excites me and scared me
ReplyDeleteYes they should totally lead the avengers when they didn’t even try to help stopping a genecidal mad Titan
ReplyDeleteSprite: Who's going to lead the Avengers?
ReplyDeleteIkaris: I could lead them.
Me: Just like how you led the North to victory? Yeah, sit this one out buddy...
Marvel's Eternals looks like a European medieval drama film/series. So sad they drastically change the appearances of characters.
ReplyDeleteSpider man far from home- "The eternals aren't actually real,"
ReplyDeleteMarvel-"Think twice,"
“Things you MISSED in the ETERNALS OFFICIAL TEASER"
ReplyDeleteRobb Stark leading the Avengers after Tony Stark's death? I could see that.
ReplyDeleteIkarus : I could lead them.
ReplyDeleteSam Wilson : You see the stars on my suit right?!
Deadpool : You guys relize it's my 3RD movie coming right, I should lead.
Ikarus & Sam .......True....
Lemme tell ya, this �������� is eternal!!
ReplyDeleteMarvel you could have said "It's just different timeline"
ReplyDelete"So, who's gonna lead The Avengers?"
ReplyDeletePeople watching: "Jon Snow"
Jon Snow: "I dun' wan it"
"SHE IZ MAH QWEEN"
DeleteThanos :- Let me wipe half the universe
ReplyDeleteExternal :- Yes, sure then our entry will take place
Everyone complaining how they sat out the fight with Thanos:
ReplyDeleteOnly Jon Snow’s abs could pull them out of retirement... if females of any planet see them, they may never feel desire/mate again with anyone less. ALL sentient life will die off. He must be stopped. “Whatever it takes”
This has to be the most star studded cast of MCU ever.
ReplyDelete"You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary
ReplyDeleteThat your own mother, tried to make you a temporary"
-Robert Oppenheimer, 2019.
Thanos: wipes out half of the universe
ReplyDeleteEternals: Oh no, Anyway..
"Next time I see ya, you'll be all in black."
ReplyDelete"It was always my colour."
Is not an official teaser without a reference to Cap. America and/or Iron Man.
ReplyDeleteI love how they show snippets of human history from simple hunter-gatherers to the rise of Babylonian civilization. Archaeologists will have a field day examining the legacy of the Eternals as they trace their origins.
ReplyDeleteEveryone: So excited, it’s looks so good.
ReplyDeleteMe: screams*
“AHHHH AnJeLiNa Jolieeeeee”;D
Look, I'm a simple man. I see Eternals, I click.
ReplyDeleteMe: Watching with great intensity
ReplyDeleteAlso me: does anyone else think this looks like a musical?
No singing. No dancing. So no.
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