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Kim Kardashian rumored to be Neuralink's newest face as speculation explodes online

The billionaire is coming up with a plan to address low brain activity, and fans theorize it's a brain chip.
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The Kardashians' reality TV show — which was rebooted in 2022 and is already on its seventh season — has documented a lot of personal moments for the powerful Hollywood family. Several marriages, divorces, and births were recorded for millions to watch at home, along with a harrowing overdose, and even an armed robbery.

In a recent episode, however, the program broke new ground, revealing that Kim Kardashian, the wealthiest of the bunch, has holes in her brain.

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Speaking to celebrity psychologist Dr. Daniel Amen, the billionaire learned that initial scans showed "low activity" in parts of her brain, pointing out what he described as holes in her frontal lobe that could be caused by chronic stress. Kardashian, who plays a lawyer in new Hulu show All's Fair, has famously been attempting to pass the California Bar exam, and was recently diagnosed with a small brain aneurysm. She reported feeling excessive sleepiness to Amen.

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Kardashian, later calling her brain beautiful, was incredulous at the news: "I got to get on a plan to really figure this out because I have shit to do this summer." In the lead up to the Nov. 27 episode, Kardashian had encouraged fans to tune in out of concern for her health, telling them via an appearance on Good Morning America that "everything works out."

Kardashian has promoted wellness products and preventative health practices for years, including non-FDA approved drugscognitive nootropic supplementsstem cell treatments, and controversial full- body MRI scans.

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But this time, fans and onlookers didn't think the brain scan was an introduction to a new consumer product or Kardashian business venture. They theorized something more nefarious — and futuristic — was going on.

"Kim Kardashian is about to attempt to sell us at the most sinister end of the spectrum brain chips/neuralink at the least sinister some sort of ashwaganda gummy. All this 'i’m so stupid my brain don’t work good me can’t pass no bar' is a rollout i can’t be fooled," wrote one X user.

"My money is on her using this to set the stage for getting a NeuroLink [sic], telling everyone how much better she is, and then immediately passing the bar to 'prove' it works," wrote another.

Neuralink is the brainchild (pun intended) of fellow billionaire and co-founder Elon Musk, which publicly launched in 2017 and published its first research in 2023. The company has committed to ushering in a new era of super intelligence based on implantable brain–computer interfaces (BCIs). In 2024, Musk said that the company had "successfullyimplanted a chip into the brain of a human subject — the beginning of long-rumored human trials that began with 29-year-old Noland Arbaugh. In a June update from the company, Neuralink's co-founders said they were trialing a "consensual telepathy tool" that would let people trade information in the blink of an eye and another that could restore partial vision in people who are blind.

There are other brain chip companies trialing the tech, too, like the U.S.-based Synchron and Blackrock Neurotech, and research projects, such as BrainGate housed at Brown University. Regulators like the FDA have been hesitant to approve chip tests, while a growing number of individuals and neuroscience companies have made a pitch that implantable computer chips are the future of medicine.

What better way to speed up adoption, suggests the internet, than getting one of the wealthiest celebrities alive to try it first?

In addition to the suggested profit motives, several users suspected that Kardashian's brain activity could be an un-admitted side effect of long COVID. They suggested that rather than admit to the still-unknown repercussions of the mass disabling event and invest in evidence-backed science, she may be veering in a more experimental direction, like some other celebrities and politicians have done. "We don’t need another billionaire vanity project," wrote one such user. "We need someone with 'F-you money' who’s willing to burn their old script, walk away from the nonsense, and actually help humanity."


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  1. Help her pass the bar exam.

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  2. https://media1.tenor.co/m/HKDjqsms2QMAAAAC/dont-care-idgaf.gif?

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  3. she is the person that need the most Artificial inteligence installed on hardware

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  4. Yes. Making her say something intelligent and relevant or even slightly thought provoking would completely convince me the device is definitely working no doubt AT ALL

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  5. No brainer 🤣🤣🤣

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  6. Who the hell cares?!

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  7. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 ewww

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  8. Full video link🎥👇👇😊
    https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1K81LEdUG8/

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  9. If she turns into Lucy, all of her ex’s had better run..

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  10. Got her law degree yet?

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  11. What happened to "moon landing was fake"¿ now she believes science 🤔

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  12. is she pregnant now from ELon???

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  13. Everything is a set up

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  14. Something I’ve noticed from watching the show, the tabloids are true on what is reported on them. Even the other fam members learn news of what’s going on, from tv. So I would believe it if we see more 😂

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    1. ...sorry, what?! The tabloids often use reddit comments to write their articles. And neuralink is a bci to help people with paralysis, not to help people cheat on exams.

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    2. No they’re not 😭

      Neuralink is currently trying to help people with paralysis. You think the tabloids actually researched neuralink?

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  15. Khloe's look is killing me. She didn't care to be there at all

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    1. It looks like he's posed with a cardboard cut out

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    2. Oh I totally forgot to say which one I meant. Yeah the 2nd one looks kinda like you said but I meant the 3rd one

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    3. I didn't even click on that one lol

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    4. Kendal is absolutely stunning in that pic though!!!

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  16. I saw someone on TikTok saying that Kim talking about Neuralink isn’t aimed to sell it to the masses, because most people can’t offered it anyway.

    But, it is normalise it enough, so people won’t be shocked when the American government will start using it on prisoners.

    I didn’t care enough to dig deeper because I’m not American and not really sure about what is Neuralink. So, idk.

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  17. The same idiots who claim Trump is playing 4D and 5D chess are convinced that this is all a master plan of Kim...to fail the bar "on purpose" so she can be "healed" by Neuralink and get a check from Elon.

    Since even the breedmaster 5000 doesn't want her as a baby momma, she has to take what she can get from the nazis she adores.

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    1. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FY1CJvqDEZnfZIB_yr_0UXuQTEEYvjPd9aqFhqGLskC8.gif%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D9a6f463257b9ef2dd5529829d77e8236a6ec1884

      Like maybe they should have taken TikTok after all

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    2. Trump can’t play chess at all. He can’t even play checkers

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  18. I can't fully explain or articulate this but it feels very MAGA > Eugenics pipeline.

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  19. You literally answered your own question.

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    1. Well what does it have to do with neuralink that’s what I’m asking cause last time I check the doc is simply a brain health doctor

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    2. I think it’s two separate conspiracies. Yes, the scan stuff sets the stage for a neuralink connection, but her bizarre promotion of Elon in other ways is moreso what I think leads people to speculate he’ll become involved. Like, “well given the brain scans and the cybertruck, she might get a neuralink” line of logic.

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    3. I think that’s like a big reach. I was expecting something more concrete it’s like saying Kim get a Mercedes Benz goes to f1 and people start speculating she’ll be a F1 driver. Since the robotic shoot which was a themed spread she literally had nothing associated with that man.

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    4. I don’t disagree with you, and I called it a “conspiracy” for the exact reason you describe. I am agreeing that the dude is “simply a brain health doctor,” but pointing out that afaik he has nothing to do explicitly with the neuralink connection and is used more as a setup or ‘logical progression of events.’

      When you said “did I miss something,” I am explaining that yes maybe you did because people are reading into her association with Elon Musk.

      Also, it was more than just the robot shoot because she does actively spotlight that ugly ass cybertruck in the show every chance she gets 🤷🏼‍♀️

      Not saying I agree with the conspiracy, just that I think that’s the connection people are making when they’re jumping through these hoops to link things.

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  20. I don't think anyone is surprised by this result.

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  21. Low brain activity or low brain IQ? Lol

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  22. They needed a brain scan to figure this one out?

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  23. She was obviously sitting down during the test! Hence the lack of activity!

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  24. She was obviously sitting down during the test! Hence the lack of activity!

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  25. She has the same thing as Trump

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  26. i say take the time to find thing and if i was there with you right now i will help you find QUISION to the AWAERS to those QUISION and love your self

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  27. i say take the time to find thing and if i was there with you right now i help you to find the QUISION TO THE AWAERS to those QUISION to help you to pass the bar and love your self

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  28. i say take the time to find thing and if i was there with you right now i help you find QUSION to those AWAERS to those QUSION to pass the bar and love your self KIM

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  29. Always figured Kimmy's fans were the ones with "low brain activity".

    Now we find out Kimmy has it too? Is she transmitting it to her fans?

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  30. i could’ve told she for free

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  31. we didn’t need a brain scan to figure this out

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    1. girl go back to your cave nobody want u here

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    2. nicki’s brain scan

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    3. you don’t even believe that

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    4. clock where trnny? kim is one of the richest women in the world and poppy its just a jobless

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    5. Yeah, especially her using ChatGPT to cheat on her exam and then failed 😂😂

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    6. This is medical

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    7. 😂 She could have saved the doctor money and just showed us her last reality show episode, that shit was the scan!

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    8. Yup
      I don't disagree

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  33. Her comments about using ChatGPT in law school made this pretty obvious

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    1. It was obvious long before that thing I'll not mention ever existed.

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  34. She went out of her to learn she is clinically diagnosably dumb. This makes her smart actually.

    https://gifdb.com/gif/emperor-palpatine-star-wars-it-s-ironic-sarcastic-ym7iwv471gvlhw4b.html

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    1. Nah she probably went in for a regular health check not to check her IQ

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    2. So..doctors intentionally gave her the report? 🤣

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    3. Kim played this one
      https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

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    4. Or maybe she just has money and spare time now?

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    5. She always had money.

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    6. What about the spare time huh ? Never thought about that did you?

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    7. Well..you got me there..

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    8. It's gonna be iconic

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  37. the jokes write themselves

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  38. Kanye west seeing this
    https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-surprised-gif-26218098

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    1. it was probably because of him now let’s be fr

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    2. His scan gotta be worse

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  39. Trying to put your own frontal lobe on a performance improvement plan because you are too busy for medical facts is honestly a mood. I need to channel this specific level of denial to get through my own week. 😭

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  40. 😭😭😭 not her literally proving that nothing of value is going on up there with that last sentence

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  41. “I have shit to do this summer” is making me laugh

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    1. Might explain that frontal lobe thing right there…

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    2. They only time I’ve got shit to do is when you’ll find me heading for the bog, silly person that she is

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    3. I kinda like her tbh I see her say funny stuff quite a bit

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    4. Take your word for that

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  42. The internet is really running with this 😩

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  43. If you got famous from a sex tape you for sure have low brain activity

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  44. It took you this long to realize it?
    First time I heard her talk you can tell…

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  45. can she share less about herself 😭

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    1. This right here. For fucks sake..keep us out the group chat!

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    2. ya why isn't anyone calling this shit oversharing?!?

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    3. The show needs views and they practically don’t have any storyline to get that so, it’s anything atm

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    4. ik it’s just like atp what do they keep private 😭

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    5. Maybe the dirtiest secrets of their lives

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  46. She’s always had it though. Having reported on the family for 10 years, putting all their IQs together, I doubt it still adds up to 100.

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  47. Let’s all pretend to be shocked

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  48. Could have told her without the scan

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  49. no wonder her dumbass has failed the bar so many times

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    1. She has only failed the Bar Exam once

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  51. Only Kim could get medical feedback and respond like she’s negotiating a brand deal: ‘Yeah… we’re gonna need to bump those numbers up.’ 😂

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    1. That's how they all respond. I feel at some point they begin to imagine that they transcend the laws of nature

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    2. Without a doubt .. they live in a make-believe world ..

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  52. btw low frontal lobe activity is in no way an indicator of intelligence, the frontal lobe is responsible for planning, motivation, decisionmaking and memory… People with ADHD have less frontal lobe activity, it also decreases with sleep deprivation and stress. It is totally a thing you can improve. The fact that she is not very intelligent is unrelated to this :)

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    1. I love everything about this hahaha 🖤

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  53. everybody else already knew this

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  54. Girl’s out here running a billion-dollar empire on 3 sad neurons and pure spite. Legend!

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  55. She has low brain activity .... but a high $$ bank account.

    Which one does she care about?

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  56. This explains the Ray J video.

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    1. I shared Ray Jay's vodka at a festival this year. Then I saw him acting reeeal loose and was like ewww I probably shouldn't have done that 🤣

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    2. $LOWBRAIN fer sure

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  57. https://tenor.com/view/im-shoked-im-shocked-face-futurama-fry-gif-14746386

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  58. she would listen to a plastic surgeon only 💅🏼

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  59. A frontlal lobe scan was NOT needed to reach this conclusion.

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  60. https://media.tenor.com/VKAzwI0sHVcAAAAM/kuwtk-hayu.gif

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  61. I genuinely think being retarded and not caring what others think as much is the real key to success

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  62. she was the only one who found it surprising

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  63. This is all that psychics’ fault

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  64. https://makeagif.com/gif/alex-jones-im-kinda-retarded-_IAhnN

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  65. Thought we already knew that

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  66. People are so ignorant to facts. She literally said last episode she has a brain aneurysm which can cause low brain activity in someone’s brain if it’s large or in a certain position. 😒

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  67. some people just can't take a diagnosis

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  68. This is a setup to when she pays the right person and passes she can say she defied all odds and something something motivational.

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  69. I’m not a doctor but I could have told u that

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  70. what does that mean?

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  71. Maybe she should take a break

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  72. There are still new episodes airing? I thought the series ended..

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  73. Bets on her tanking the bar again 😂

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  74. Is there a plastic surgery for that?

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  75. Lol i saw this on insta and thought it was like few years ago LMAO

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  76. Frontal lobe activity is lower than expected.

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  77. She's retardmaxing

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  78. She failed the bar 6 times we know

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  79. Opposites attract.

    Kanye = genius IQ
    Kim = low brain activity

    Yin and yang ☯️

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    1. You mean Kim and Ye

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    2. What if he’s just dumb

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    3. He makes her brain vibrates diferent 😍

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    4. & both are controlled by the government’s CIA MKULTRA!

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  80. plot twist: that’s actually her peak performance

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  81. I can already hear Kourtney’s voice clowning Kim about this
    https://tenor.com/vgHB.gif

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  82. I could have told she for free

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  83. https://tenor.com/view/davonne-rogers-pretends-to-be-shocked-surprised-gif-6175133

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  84. This is just an excuse for her to use adderall

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  85. Kim Kardashian is not smart. Why is this a shock to her. We can all see she's a dingbat. She is no Albert Einstein or Nikola Tesla. She tried to cheat her way into becoming a lawyer. She's cheated her way into everything she has in life. It's set such a terrible example.

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    1. nah it just means thast she might be a psychopath, not dumb. but you are dumb for this take. lol

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    2. Low brain activity can indicate intellectual disability and or schizophrenia.

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    3. thought she ACED the damn lawyer thing... 🤣

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    4. She’s beyond successful way beyond regardless so that makes her achievements even more shocking but ok I’d take half her success but I’m also more shy not doing what she’s done ever

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    5. Kim Kardashian steals other people's products. She and her sisters have repeatedly been sued for this. That's not success.

      The tests are indicating Kim Kardashian has an intellectual disability and or schizophrenia.

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  86. She’s gonna use this as an excuse for that law test that she failed
    https://tenor.com/view/kamala-harris-laugh-funny-meme-cackle-lmao-gif-3362769719072960080

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  87. the concept of “i have shit to do this summer” like this hasn’t been her brain the whole time lmao

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  88. he supports Trump. F her.

    Wonder if she commiserates with Brainworm Bob? 😝

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  89. https://tenor.com/bdiBq.gif

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  90. Kim Kardashian's frontal lobe low brain activity, shown as "holes" on her SPECT scan, is attributed to **chronic stress** from intense bar exam studying and her 2022 divorce fallout.

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  91. lmaooo having a doctor scientifically prove that you’re slow is next level

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  92. All quiet on the frontal lobe

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  93. she failed the bar because she used chat gpt and she’s surprised at this…okay

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  94. the concept of her having to figure out whats going on with her frontal lobe because she has shit to do this summer 😭

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  95. Dumb bitch finds out she’s dumb

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  96. Honestly glad the show is talking about real health stuff too people forget celebs are human.

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  97. "Hypothetically, yes: if someone consistently lets others do all the “prefrontal work” for decades, scans might show lower functioning in that region. It’s a classic case of neural plasticity — the brain strengthens what it uses, and lets fade what it doesn’t."

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  98. "logic, reasoning, and complex decision-making" 🫡

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  99. And in other news, water is wet, he sky is blue & bears...

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  100. why is she pretending to be shocked what

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  101. fork found in kitchen

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  102. lmao are we supposed to be surprised

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    1. I'm surprised they found any brain activity.

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    2. Dying you're too funny lolll

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  104. oh retardashians…

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  105. It’s usually due to ADHD or trauma, maybe CPTSD or PTSD. Could be childhood or maybe when she got robbed that one time. I’m sure Dr. Amen could tell her around the exact timing.

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    1. "She got robbed so she's retarded :("

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    2. OR… she’s just fucking stupid. Listen to how she talks. No sense of urgency in the world, very slow and quiet, you can tell she didn’t play crossword puzzles growing up

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    3. Having issues with your frontal lobe doesn’t make you stupid lmao

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    4. yes dumbass, those are symptoms of ADHD why the fuck do u think people with ADHD are always late or miss deadlines??? slow and quiet??? do you think ppl with adhd never shut up??

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    5. . . .Both can be true.

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